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Casinos became so firmly embedded in a person's life that even songs and movies are dedicated to them. You can find also many interesting aphorisms and proverbs. We have prepared some funniest quotes and anecdotes about the casino. Would you like to know the best of them? Then continue reading. OG Casino invites you to enjoy slot machines and many other classic games. We are your reliable partner and a safe place with a
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Gambling quotes

Even the greatest people noticed the major influence of one of the strongest of the existing human passions on a person – the desire for play and risk. They compressed their impressions under the pressure of their talent to the size of small sayings, and some of them are presented in this article.

“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.” - Jack London, American Novelist

“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Gambler

"Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed." - Mark Twain

"When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table." - Dean Martin

"If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you." - Paul Newman.

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” -Seneca.

“Women are like a living, breathing casino

Like a judge and jury

They sense everything

They sense what you try to hide

They sense your weaknesses

They sense your power levels

One must be patient

One must listen


And wait

Before one strikes”

― Robert Black.

“You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.” – Albert Einstein

“When I was young, people called me a gambler. As the scale of my operations increased I became known as a speculator. Now I am called a banker. But I have been doing the same thing all the time.” – Sir Ernest Cassel

“You don’t gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.” – Bert Ambrose

“At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.” – Ian Fleming

“Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem

“I wonder what inspires gamblers. Is it the adventure or the love of laziness?” – Paul Bamikole

“Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – It says, Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra in “The Joker Is Wild”

“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.” – Ambrose Bierce

“To get it right, be born with luck or else make it. Never give up. A little money helps, but what really gets it right is never facing the facts.” – Ruth Gordon

“Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.” – Alan Wykes

“A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.” – Paul Newman

“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” – Benjamin Franklin

"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker." – Mike McDermott

“Poker is a hard way to make an easy living.” – Doyle Brunson

“All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.” – Stephen Hawking

“I can’t believe that God plays dice with the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them.” – Jerry Lewis

“In gambling, the many must lose in order that the few may win.” – George Bernard Shaw

“My advice to the unborn is, don’t be born with a gambling instinct unless you have a good sense of probabilities.” – Jack Dreyfus

“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson.


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A boy who can read minds has lost a poker game to a girl who can't think.

The casino robbery ended very unexpectedly: all the loot was put on "seven red".

- Yesterday we had an internship in probability theory.

- Did you go to the casino?

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